Jensen Huang Ruined the Leather Jacket for Everyone -- Most Especially for Asians
I have a total of ONE leather jacket that I barely wear, a cheap piece of clothing that I've thrown on at concerts just to feel "cool," while I mouthed off the lyrics to a popular or obscure rock song, depending on the band. Needless to say, Jensen Huang managed to ruin it for me and for other vertically challenged Asian males who are not quite the obsessed wearers of leather jackets -- whether cheap ones like mine, or worth at least 10,000 dollars or more like Huang's -- unlike the disgraced former CEO of Nvidia who took a page from Steve Jobs but replaced the black turtleneck with the hide of a dead animal and made it his trademark not just at tech conferences, but also at bars or clubs with a Chinese spy in tow. You never saw Jensen (can I call you Jensen, Jensen? You bet I can!) wearing anything else, and now for me the leather jacket -- any leather jacket, unfortunately -- is just synonymous with recklessness, egocentrism, adultery (of course), and ju...