I hate to phrase it this way, but majority of us have sucked corporate cock just to put food on the table. I mean this figuratively, of course, in the way that we are viewed as mere TOOLS (pun intended) who reluctantly latch on to the capitalist system's shlong and subsist on watery precum just to survive while the multimillionaires and billionaires fatten themselves with rich and creamy Grade-A cultured whole buttermilk (our own jizz, the sweat of our brows, when you think about it -- oh the irony!).
(Of course others [male or female] have unfortunately had to LITERALLY suck corporate dick to survive, but who am I to judge?)
What I have a HARD time (again, pun intended) not judging is figuratively (or literally) sucking a corrupt politician's cock. Surely there are other less-degrading ways to earn a living? Some people will say (most probably those who work for politicians), "You pimp yourself to capitalists, anyway. What's the fucking difference?"
Well, the fucking difference is that at least I can jump from one corporate cock to the other. I've worked for both big dicks (large corporations) and tiny peckers (small start-ups), and while both experiences were soul-SUCKING (pun definitely intended), I won't live and die latched on to any particular corporate wang (Yo, Alexandr of Meta, are you reading this? I wish! LOL), unlike those who have to stay with one politician for the rest of his/her career even while said politician's willie of a reputation is whittled down to a useless, flaccid inchworm.
I have a few nephews and nieces, by the way -- some of them minors -- who have tried to add me here on Facebook. I haven't approved their requests, for obvious reasons (mainly because of posts like this). It's for their own good. But seriously: I hope and pray, though, that they inherit a better world where they have a choice to not work (I'm not too optimistic about this, obviously) for either capitalists or politicians (especially the rotten kind). This is my wet dream.
