What's In A Name?

Mexicans (well, Spanish speakers in general), have trouble recognizing the name "Mark," especially if you pronounce it the way it's originally pronounced in English. Heck, one time the waitress who took down my name wrote "Mora" on her list, and we almost lost our breakfast table to a particularly rude family. 😂

So now, officially, I'm Marco Patricio here in Mexico. 😎

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